so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar
it surprised me
the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it
BUT THEN IT HIT ME
THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE
OH MY GOSH
THAT’S a fail? No that is gold.
IM IN COSMOPOLITIAN????
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do